i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
should my penis look like a turkey
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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