Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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