I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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