You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
