you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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