butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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