i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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