Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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