well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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