your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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