To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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