Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It was confusing and full of hummus
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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