he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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