Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
