Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't deserve a penis
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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