Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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