Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Is it because I queefed?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
