Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
