I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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