Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I could fuck to npr.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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