I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I believe in your delicious
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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