So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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