Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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