i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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