Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
ok first of all what the fuck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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