I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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