And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
where are my eyebrows?
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