Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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