You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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