I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
