well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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