Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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