Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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