I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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