I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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