you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
