called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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