woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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