My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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