was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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