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Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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