There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dignity is for republicans.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There's always time for handjobs
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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