Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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