she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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