If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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