i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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