Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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