Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Come on in and take your pants off
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