I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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