Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i think i have two assholes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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