check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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