We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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