I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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