i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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