What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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