Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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