She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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